i finally have an audience to ignore me.

pnotrn:

I was supposed to be back in SF right now. Changed my flight at the last minute. I cannot believe what my life is right now. I’m completely stunned by today’s events. Nothing short of amazing. And tomorrow I’m going to see Nick Kroll and Patton Oswalt at The Laugh Factory.

I just. I cannot form proper sentences right now. I’m going to get off the Internet now because my brain cannot take much more.

so. sometimes i’m a bad (read: great) influence on michelle. and i make her stay in town longer. and go to the most hollywood of parties to watch the superbowl. where we met my BIGGEST celebrity crush. and then buy her tickets to see her favorite comedian. who we somehow met randomly two nights ago. 

i really can’t even comprehend the last two days of my life. all i know is that i really, really needed a weekend like this. simply amazing. i can’t wrap my head around it.